Pretty decent airline company. I fly weekly to get all of my medical done at an airbase that looks oddly enough like outer space. The doctors are extremely friendly, although they communicate through telepathy, it's not a deal breaker. Some of the most skilled doctors and nurses. All dressed in grey suits with slender fingers and large black oval eyes . It's probably just for precaution though. Best part is you get a free colonoscopy every visit! Truly some great medical care.

When you absolutely need to go to your top secret dry lake bed base and driving isn’t an option. Fly the top secret skies. The only things more exclusive than a ticket on these flights are having a listing on the class-action suit against the top secret base for the illnesses caused by the top secret base burn pits and the other area where the real secret stuff happens further north.

Very convenient service for my daily trip to work. The parking can be a bit of a pain but the biggest problem is with the cabin crew. They keep probing me and it's getting a little tiresome. I've expressed my objections but they're always ignored and they just stare at me with their big black eyes. I would give 5 stars if they would just warm the probe.

Decent flight, it's a nonstop flight, but pretty short. Pretty religious about the cell phone thing but I can understand rules and why they are there. Would have given 5 stars, but the attendant hassled me about getting another ginger ale.

The flight was ok, however, the turbulence was rough. The guy next to me was looking a bit green.